Ajak keluar

Terdengar dua orang gadis berbual.....

Gadis A - Hang tau dak, haritu aku pi KL. Aku pi jumpa Rosyam Nor. Dia ajak aku keluaq...

Gadis B - Oii...hebatlah hang...betoi ka..baguslah dapat keluaq dengan Rosyam Nor, orang popular macam tu...

Gadis A - Laa..apa pulak...aku pi ofis dia..aku masuk ofis dia...gamaknya dia tak mau aku kacau dia, dia ajaklah aku keluaq...

Gadis B - Oh...keluaq dari ofis dia laa...padan muka hang!!


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Dieting was the subject of our after-dinner conversation, and our rather buxom hostess commented that she had weighed only 98 pounds on her wedding day. " That's right," said her husband with a grin. " That's the only investment that I ever made that grew."

by Carol Hayes.