A woman whose hobby was gardening had to go out of town for a few days, leaving her husband in charge of her plants. After giving him detailed instructions, the woman pleaded, "And please talk to them occasionally."
I'd feel like a fool," said her husband who was not so avid about greenery.
When she returned, she found everything to be just fine. " You did a good job, dear," she said. " Did you talk to the plant?"
"No, I didn't," he replied. " I read the paper out loud in the morning and evening, and if they wanted to listen it was up to them."


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