Death Notice

Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died, she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice. "Two dollars for five words."
"Can I pay for just two words." she asked. "Willencot dead."
"No, five words is the minimum."
Mrs. Willencot thought a moment. " WILLENCOT DEAD. CADILLAC FOR SALE."

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Several months ago, my daughter and I had similar virus symptoms. She decided to consult a doctor so as not to lose any more time from her job.
" I"ll see the doctor," she said " and then tell you what's wrong with us."
The next day she called to say, " Guess what, Mom. We're pregnant!!."